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Meet Mark Valentine.

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The number one homicide
detective in all Los Angeles.

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Who thinks he's still in 1985.

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And he is just a little crazy.

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No, he is not bushy.

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Captain.

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Mark!

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Where the hell are you?

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We need you now.

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There's a 10 71 in progress.

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Oh shit.

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Get your ass here now!

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I'll be there asap.

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Chikitito, I gotta go.

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You are the man of the house now.

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Don't hump my girlfriend.

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Okay.

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Hey, I got to go.

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Talk to you soon, OK.

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Hello Hello Hello.

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Hey baby. How are you?
I missed you so much.

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Okay, duty calls. Let's go.

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Hey.

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Hey. I'm here.

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Finally you're here.
What took you so long?

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People are being shot
and you're eating grapes.

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Are you serious?

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I didn't have time to eat my breakfast.

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We need to go in. No, I'm
I'm, I'm gonna go in. Shut up.

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You can't go in.

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Why not. I'm a cop!

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You've lost your damn mind.

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Move.

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What the hell's wrong with him?

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We are gonna get killed.

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Yes, we are.

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How are you amigo?

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Are you ready for some action?

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Me too.

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Who are you talking to?

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aah Nobody.

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Okay. Let's go.

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LAPD. Are you okay?

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Please help me. I've been shot.

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We're gonna get you out of here. Okay?

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Thank you. You're my hero.

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Good boy.

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I hate you. All of you!

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Get up.

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I see you're still
alive you immigrant pig.

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Why are you doing this?

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I'm coming from Texas
to clean the city up

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from people just like you.

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Hey, hey, hey. Drop it.

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Let the poor bastard go.

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Don't do it.

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Come on.

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You are next!

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Welcome to California Cabron.

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Meet Murphy Jackson.

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The number one narcotics
detective in Los Angeles.

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Smooth.

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Words on the street is
you got the best of the best

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and I can get 50 kilos of it?

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Whatever you want amigo.

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I got it.

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Normally don't trust
a man with wrinkled pants,

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but I like your perm.

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Open it up.

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Is it all there?

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Yes is here.

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If you like fucking fake money.

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Fake money.
What?

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What the fuck?

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Is this a fucking joke, huh?

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You want to die today Huh? Cabron!

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Kill this piece of shit.

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Nope, nope, nope.

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Put your gun down. I'll shoot
that perm off of your head.

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Drop the gun, huh? Turn around.

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Get yourself a damn iron.

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This guy is pretty funny, huh?

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He thinks he is Will Smith.

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The big boss is coming.

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Can you dig it!

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Dios mio.

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Mark Valentine
and Murphy Jackson.

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Those two maniac cops
are driving me crazy.

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If it's no Mark Valentine,
it's Murphy Jackson.

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If it's not Mark, it's Murphy.
Not Murphy, not Mark.

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Murphy. Mark.

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We have to
do something about this.

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Those two little ratones,
they're costing me millions.

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They're the biggest headache.

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They're the best in the city

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and we need to do something about it.

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We don't want them to get in

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the way of the big plan. Sir.

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Do it.

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Use your imagination.

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You know? You are so beautiful

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like your mother and strong
like your father.

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Thank you.

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When I grow up, I want
to be just like my Dad.

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Yeah.

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We
are here for the girl.

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We don't want to

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Hurt you.

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Don't do that.

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Come here.

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Come over here.

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Get in there!

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Hey Mark.

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You've seen the captain.

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What? No, not yet. But you
know, I don't want to see him.

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I'm sure he's in the
restroom watching porn.

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But look, I want to show you this picture.

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I need some likes.

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Likes?

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Yeah, likes. That's
what I mean. Come on.

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I need a lot of likes.

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What are you doing?

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Are you looking
at your fan page again?

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Well, the five likes that you have.

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When I was your age,
the only thing a fan was for

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was blowing cold air up your ass.

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And that's what these people are doing.

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Now look, your new partner's coming.

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You know, I don't need
a partner. I work alone.

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Oh no. I don't want you working alone.

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This is a very important case.

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And I need the two of you together.

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Alright, here comes your partner.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maybe having a partner

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is not such a bad idea. Capi.

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No, no, no, no. She's
not your partner. It's him.

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The fresh prince.

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This guy.
This guy. Yeah.

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Thank you for breaking my heart. Capi.

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Hey, you guys know each
other?

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Now you know each other.

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I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do.

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You're gonna be partners.
Hello? Say something.

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You like being a partner.

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Yes. I never had a partner before.

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And he never
had a partner before.

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In the power invested in me.

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From that little sign that's
on my desk that says, captain.

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You guys are now man and partner.

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You understand?

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Now, come into my office.

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I'm gonna tell you exactly
what you're gonna do.

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If we're gonna work together.

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We might have, we'll start to.

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Let's go.

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You gonna leave me hanging?

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Gentlemen, I'm gonna be brief.

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My daughter's been kidnapped
and I've picked you two.

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Because you guys are the
best in your department.

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You're the big kahunas, the big pie.

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You guys are gonna go find her.

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Now actually, I don't like
either one of you.

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Captain, you're hurting my feelings.

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I don't care
about your feelings.

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I care about my daughter.

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Now, you guys go out and find her.

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Yes, Sir.

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We will. Don't.

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Worry.

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Oh, how cute. They finish
each other's sentences.

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Just like a married couple.
Get the fuck outta my office.

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Hey, don't do that, man.

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And you are the one who did that.

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Shit.

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Oh, the mayor.

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Sir. She wants to talk to
you about your daughter.

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Oh my God. I know what
happened to your daughter.

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Sorry.

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And you!

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Detective Murphy!

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Great job.

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Thank you Mayor.

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And you. I will deal
with your crap later.

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Madam Mayor, come into my office.

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Hey, where you going?
You're coming with me.

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You're not my boss.

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I'm the man here. Okay.

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Let me tell you something
about this department.

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We have the crazy Asian partners.

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We heard what you did.

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We have the sexy partners.

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What are you looking at?

193
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The gay partners.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Who is this sexy piece of man?

196
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Well, well. Now I like what
I see here. Who are they?

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Oh, I was dating the blonde girl. Okay.

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She dated you?

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of course!

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But, now she's dating this muscular thing.

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Okay.

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She went the other way.

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Yeah, all the way.

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Hello.

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Hey!

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How are you?

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What are you working on?

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We're working on a very
top secret mission.

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but I cannot tell you anything.

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Oh, really?

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Who's this?

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The name is

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Detective Murphy Jackson.

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His temporary new partner.

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Nice to meet you. Good luck working

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with this crazy annoying man.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. I, okay, relax.

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Hey, are we getting together tonight?

219
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Maybe. I will think about it.

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Okay.

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Leave her alone!

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And you too!

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Jesus Christ.

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Hey, como estas?

225
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Do you know anything about the

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Captain's daughter Kidnapping?

227
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Yeah, a very powerful
drug lord. Kidnapped her.

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If you find the informant,
you will find him.

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I can give you a photo and a map.

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Hey man, I know who you
can be, so good luck.

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I know he's an ass sometimes.

232
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Well, most of the time, really. But

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Thank you.

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Good luck.

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This food is delicious. Try it.

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No thanks.

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Come on man, you know that tacos are

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the best food in the world.

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Guaranteed.

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You can Google it.

241
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Listen, what we need
to do is focus on

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how to find this guy.

243
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I mean, this city is so big.
How are we gonna find him?

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Don't worry man. We'll
find him. Trust me.

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Jesus Christ.

246
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Take it easy on the
tacos amigo.

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Oh my God.

248
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What?

249
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That's him.

250
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Who?

251
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The The guy in the
picture. That's him.

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Damn.

253
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Holy chickenshit crap.

254
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It's our lucky day, man.

255
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,377
Excuse me, sir.

256
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,921
I want to ask you a few questions.

257
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Suspect on the run. Suspect on the run.

258
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,468
Hey, get in the car. Get in
the car. Come on, let's go.

259
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,302
Let's take the car.

260
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,228
Man.

261
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,688
The renegade is dead. This is heavy.

262
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,775
I knew it. This piece of
shit is gonna ruin the case.

263
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,240
What the hell are you doing?

264
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,409
Oh, it worked in the movie,
right?

265
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,368
Let's go on foot.

266
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,160
Let's go on foot.

267
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,590
I just paid for them!

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LAPD, LAPD

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We have some change.

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We don't have time, we don't have time!

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Come on, let's go Murphy.

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Let's go.

273
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,938
Shit man.

274
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:58,772
Too fast.

275
00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,607
Wait for me.

276
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,359
Go! Go!

277
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,905
He's getting away.

278
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,866
Now. What are we gonna do?

279
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,535
Damn it!

280
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,703
Shit.

281
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,704
Hey, are you Jose?

282
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,538
What?

283
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,915
I'm your Uber driver.

284
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,749
Cool.

285
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,798
Follow that white car.

286
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,425
I'm sorry. I don't just take

287
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,384
you wherever you tell me to go.

288
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,219
You gotta put the address
in like everybody else.

289
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,387
I'm not a taxi.

290
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,388
Come on.

291
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,222
Do you take lead? Go!

292
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,891
What the Fuck!

293
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,184
LAPD. Let's go.

294
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,478
What the fuck is
going on here. What is this?

295
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,855
I'm Detective Valentine.
This is my helper Murphy.

296
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,525
Helper! I'm your damn partner.

297
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,860
Hey, relax man.

298
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,028
You need to buy me a drink first

299
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,321
and then we'll see what happens.

300
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,200
Hey, right here. Stop!

301
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,534
Wait for us here. Okay?

302
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,953
Hell no. I'm leaving dude.

303
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,831
Okay, leave. But don't
expect a good review from us.

304
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,751
Screw you guys. You give me
one star. I don't care.

305
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,294
I'll give you half a star!

306
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,004
and I'm will write a complaint.

307
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,978
Hey, you're finally here.

308
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,688
A little late, but it's okay.

309
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,689
We're gonna have some fun.

310
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,191
Sir. We need to find a man

311
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,318
that is in this house. It's urgent.

312
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,736
Relax my chocolate man.

313
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,114
I know you want to have
fun with the man.

314
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,448
Hey what the hell are you talking about?

315
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,409
Don't you see our big guns?

316
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,411
I see the packages you
got Latin lover.

317
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,245
I see them well.

318
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,372
You mean, you're not the porn

319
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,832
actors for our porn movie

320
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,042
In and out double meat please?

321
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,711
What are you talking about? We are not.

322
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,463
You need to get out of
our way and let us work.

323
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,424
Oh my God!

324
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,318
Let's go.

325
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,154
Don't move.

326
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,243
We need to save him.
Come on.

327
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,077
How?

328
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,287
go, go, go.

329
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,121
Hold my gun.

330
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:19,955
Oh, shoot.

331
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:20,789
Damn it.

332
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,508
Come on man. Go. Go.

333
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,342
Okay.

334
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,845
You know what?

335
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971
Why don't you go?

336
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,639
no, come on.

337
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,686
Come on man. Help me.

338
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,520
Come on.

339
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,275
Oh, damn it.

340
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,653
Heavy!

341
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,488
Come on.

342
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,203
Oh shoot.

343
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,665
I think he's dead.

344
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,918
Why did you have to kill him?

345
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,586
He was shooting at us.

346
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,129
Shoot him in the leg.
I shot him in the leg.

347
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,214
Why didn't you shoot him in the leg?

348
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,717
Well, I didn't shoot to his leg.

349
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,304
You know what? I'm getting tired of you

350
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,015
and your non-professional,
childish behavior.

351
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,351
It's like all you're good
for is eating tacos.

352
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,185
What?

353
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,311
Find yourself another partner!

354
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,773
Hell out here.

355
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,027
Okay. Wait. We have time.

356
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,116
How are you? My two
favorite senior citizens.

357
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,408
Well, look who is here.

358
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,243
I'm here!

359
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,661
Hey Dad, I brought you that.

360
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,081
That, that's fine. That's fine.

361
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,749
Mom, I love you.

362
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,376
I brought you this kisses.

363
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,502
Oh, kisses.

364
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,921
Kisses.

365
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,591
So we were doing
good until you showed up.

366
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,428
Stop it. LOL. We are doing very well.

367
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,180
You know how your father is kidding.

368
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,557
Yeah, I know.
That's why he love this

369
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,599
little white cotton head.

370
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,519
Because he loves to give me a hard time.

371
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,312
But he really loves me.

372
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,147
I do?

373
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,983
Hmm. Well I hope.

374
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,401
Why are you sad?

375
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,653
Because, I just had a
fight with my partner.

376
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,488
That's because nobody likes you.

377
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,490
That's what he said.

378
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,616
It's a him?

379
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,450
Yeah.

380
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,285
Are you gay?

381
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,579
I mean, my police job partner.

382
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,747
The fresh prince of L.A.

383
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,542
You're always screwing up anyway.

384
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,670
Do you know that's
not good for your heart.

385
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,630
You are not good for my heart.

386
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,549
And you brought this to me, anyway.

387
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,387
I gotta go because I have
a new very important mission.

388
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,348
Mission. What is it?

389
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,560
Sorry mom. If I tell you
I will have to shoot you

390
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,312
and then I won't go to heaven.

391
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,147
You're going to shoot your mother.

392
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,481
Well, if I go to heaven

393
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,026
and I see you there, I'd
be very surprised.

394
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,027
Oh, stop it.

395
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:55,903
Of course he's going to heaven.

396
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,321
He's a cop. They're the good guys.

397
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,573
Ugh. Don't even get
me started on that one.

398
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,492
Gotta go. Okay. Love you. Bye-Bye.

399
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,619
Love you.

400
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,120
Love you.

401
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,830
What is up with you?

402
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,457
Of course he's gonna go to heaven

403
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,542
and you'd be happy to see him
there if you make it there.

404
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,212
Well, we'll see. But, I kid with him

405
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,047
because I love him so much.

406
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,881
You know that.

407
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,715
I do.

408
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,549
You know that darling.

409
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,383
right?

410
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,218
I love him.

411
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,010
Mm.

412
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,470
Little white cotton head.

413
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,971
Oh, he's such an idiot though.

414
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,140
No. Oh my God. It's our son.

415
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:26,975
Don't remind me.

416
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:27,809
Oh

417
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,528
Howdy partner. How you doing amigo?

418
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,948
Don't touch me. I'm not your partner.

419
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,115
Yes you are. For better

420
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,450
or worse till death do us part.

421
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,746
Here, I brought you this. Eat it.

422
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,042
I'm not hungry.

423
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,253
Chilax. Amigo.

424
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,129
Valentine, Jackson.

425
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,839
Let's go. Captain wants to see you.

426
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,384
What did you do now?

427
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,218
What did I do?

428
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,803
I didn't do nothing.

429
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,264
Right now we're about
to see Captain. Get serious

430
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,183
Ladies first.

431
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,017
Go.

432
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,736
Listen guys, the map that
you gave us, was right on.

433
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,488
It was very accurate.

434
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,782
So you guys need to go back out there.

435
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,076
If you need swat, you need any kind

436
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,577
of support, you let me know.

437
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,622
Why are you dressed like idiots?

438
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,208
This isn't the fucking disco tech.

439
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,836
And what are you, are
you like auditioning for

440
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714
Miami Vice Makeover?

441
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,756
Lemme tell you something.

442
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:43,010
This is how detectives
dress in Europe right now.

443
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,262
You don't know anything.

444
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,931
No, but I do know one thing.

445
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,601
We are in Los Angeles. Now get out

446
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,312
and make sure that you're wearing badges

447
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,813
because they might shoot you.

448
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,898
Go, go, go.

449
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,318
Yes sir.

450
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,777
These two guys, I don't know

451
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:04,865
how they're gonna do it,
but they better find her.

452
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,366
'cause I have to deal with an ex-wife.

453
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,219
 Yeah 

454
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,146
Shit.

455
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:36,980
Drop the gun.

456
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,784
Start walking.

457
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:02,964
Fuck!

458
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:04,925
Mierda!

459
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,512
Fucking.

460
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,429
All your fault.

461
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,555
Man, your fault.

462
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,474
What are you doing here?

463
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,726
Fucking asshole.

464
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,977
Who do you think set up the ambush?

465
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,063
You son of a bitch!
I thought you were dead.

466
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,442
Well, well, well,

467
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,446
The dynamic duo is here.

468
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,825
The brownie and the chocolate.

469
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,701
How did you know we were coming?

470
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:35,038
Oh, let me give you
an advice. Amigo.

471
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,209
Don't trust your girlfriend's girlfriend.

472
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,669
I know she doesn't like me, man.

473
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,045
Nobody likes you.

474
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:42,879
Shut up!

475
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:46,550
Now, you are going to
go to the police heaven.

476
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,415
Gimme five man! Let's go!

477
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,126
Yeah, amigo back. Let's go.

478
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,379
Give me my gun
you broke bootleg wrestler.

479
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,299
Shit, lets go.

480
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,726
Interruptions,
interruptions. Interruptions.

481
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,770
Yes!

482
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:41,605
Oh!

483
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,024
Pray, tell.

484
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,526
Who the hell are you?

485
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,570
I'm Detective Valentine,

486
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,740
and this is my partner Murphy Jackson.

487
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,494
You're under arrest!

488
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,454
You got all the way up here

489
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:58,622
by yourselves, boys.

490
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,251
My people, my boys were not
good enough to stop you.

491
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,836
Stupid.

492
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,546
Actually, to get to me.

493
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,341
There's one final little challenge.

494
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:13,678
Just one little challenge.
Meet my little friend.

495
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,516
I'm going to break you.

496
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,857
Okay man, I will take
care of him. You look tired.

497
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,193
Yeah. Yeah. You take care of that.

498
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,445
What do we need this for?

499
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:31,279
Okay, buddy.

500
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,784
Fuck!

501
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,785
On a second thought.

502
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:37,786
Help me!

503
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,752
Finish him!

504
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,799
Impressive!.

505
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,217
Where's the girl?

506
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,635
I am not going to give you the girl

507
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,095
until you pay me.

508
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,304
Bring the girl please.

509
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,222
Here she is.

510
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,766
The entire LA police
department is on its way.

511
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,309
What are you going to do about
it?

512
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:02,894
I'm going to kill you.

513
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:06,439
I am a very busy man, and I
actually have another job.

514
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,983
What is your first job?

515
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,403
Well, my first job is a bit of a secret,

516
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,071
and I'm not gonna tell you.

517
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:13,905
I hate you!

518
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,533
You traitor.

519
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,660
I love you too, Papi.

520
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,619
Whatever.

521
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,413
You and us right now.

522
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,082
Let me take the Versace off.

523
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:24,916
You go first.

524
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,084
Let's go boys.

525
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,737
Okay. You!

526
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,030
Release the girl.

527
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:55,864
In your dreams.

528
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,574
Do it now!

529
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,411
I'll see you again.

530
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,624
Hear those footsteps?

531
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,042
They are here for you!

532
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,002
Arrest her, arrest her right now!

533
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,048
You will pay for it!

534
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,090
You did it. I know

535
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,425
I could count on you. You're the best.

536
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,385
I know.

537
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,305
Thank you for rescuing
me. I was so scared.

538
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,848
Your dad will be here any minute.

539
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:22,849
Let's go

540
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,063
You are alive!

541
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,606
You saved the Captain's Daughter.

542
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,440
Yeah, I did.

543
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,441
You saved us from the crime.

544
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,275
Yeah. I did.

545
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,276
Like always.

546
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,611
hey, hey, hey,

547
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,445
relax Murphy!

548
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,780
Hey you!

549
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,739
You so you didn't die.

550
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,740
No, I didn't.

551
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,620
She betrayed our
whole department.

552
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,454
Damn.

553
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,455
Arrest her!

554
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:50,710
Turn around.

555
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:55,757
Let's go.

556
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,014
Get off of me!

557
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,849
Hey, what's
wrong with you, man?

558
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,810
We almost died together today.

559
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,311
Yeah. And you almost got killed

560
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,938
by a karate midget and a girl.

561
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,274
You're fucking right man.

562
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:17,153
Well, maybe you wasn't
a bad partner after all.

563
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,698
But I can't work with you again.

564
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,907
Why not?

565
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:24,160
See my partner gotta know how to hoop.

566
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,079
My partner's gotta know how to ball.

567
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,331
You know what I'm saying?
You got no skills.

568
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,084
How do you know that?
You know they call me the

569
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,794
Mexican Michael Jordan.

570
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:37,340
Oh, okay. Mexican
Michael Jordan. Bring it on.

571
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,758
Let's go right now.

572
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,051
Let's do it.

573
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:40,885
Let's go. Don't push me.

574
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,721
Don't push me!

575
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,013
I'm going to dunk on you.

576
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:44,848
I'm gonna
teach you.

577
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,516
Watch me. I'm gonna dunk on your head.

578
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:47,559
Yeah, whatever.

579
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:50,979
 Yeah 

580
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,655
I thought you was
gonna stay home crying.

581
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,157
Can't believe you made it.

582
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,575
Come on, man.

583
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,659
Just because you're black doesn't mean

584
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,202
you're better player than me.

585
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,495
Maybe.

586
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,456
You know Mexicans can
jump too.

587
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,166
Lemme show you something.

588
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,167
What you got.

589
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,460
What you, what you got? Huh?

590
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,587
Oh, dirty Mexican.

591
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,214
You
sound like President Trump.

592
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:20,842
Terrific. You're fired!

593
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,761
I'm gonna dunk so hard on you

594
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,763
that your dog is gonna die. Man.

595
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,805
I don't even have a dog.

596
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:27,974
This is a Magic Johnson move.

597
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,356
Ah. Wait, wait.

598
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,695
Detective Valentine. Okay!

599
00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:41,529
What happened?

600
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,363
Crap.

601
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:45,033
Where are the keys? Let's go.

602
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,585
Just put it at 88 miles per hour,

603
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,670
so we can make it in time.

604
00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:58,922
Okay. Yeah. I like that.

605
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,133
Okay. Let's go!

606
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:05,011
What the hell is that?

607
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,638
Hey, this is a low budget movie, man.

608
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,639
What do you expect?

609
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,311
It looks like this is the end

610
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,479
of this fun adventure.

611
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,939
Would we see them again?

612
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,824
Detective Valentine.

613
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,866
Mark.

614
00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,118
This is Captain Johnson
from LAPD headquarters.

615
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,411
What's going on?

616
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,789
Captain Dupree and his
daughter have disappeared.

617
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,582
His place was a mess,
has blood everywhere,

618
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,960
so he just assumed he's dead.

619
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,673
Murphy's missing too.

620
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,633
We found his abandoned car
on the street with it's gun,

621
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,176
and badge, but no sign of him.

622
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:47,136
Murphy.

623
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,265
Many more from your department are

624
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,267
also nowhere to be found.

625
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,977
It's a bad day for the precinct pal.

626
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,702
Oh, nobody likes you.

627
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,536
Shut up.

628
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,165
Wish me luck, Michael.

629
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:53,369
Good job guys.

630
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,288
Good job.

631
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,044
Yes!

632
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:01,878
Mark.

633
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,296
We need to meet as soon
as possible to figure out

634
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:04,839
what the hell is going on.

635
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,466
Take some action. Alright?

636
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,092
Yeah, I'll be there.

637
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,353
I guess I'm a team of one now.

638
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,119
Hey girl.

639
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,830
Hello Detective.

640
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,666
I just wanted to make
sure you were okay.

641
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,043
I'm sure you heard what is
going on with the captain

642
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,754
and everything else, and you know

643
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,506
you're very important to me, right?

644
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:49,509
I think you are fake and you don't mean

645
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,844
any of that. Why don't you leave?

646
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:52,720
Okay, I'm leaving.

647
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:58,726
Mark!

648
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,020
Yeah.

649
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,356
You are important to me too.

650
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:09,278
Yes! Do you want to go and
get a drink? Something to eat?

651
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:10,947
Maybe shoot a bad guy.

652
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,866
No right now I don't feel
like shooting anybody.

653
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:18,121
But call me this week and
I will have my gun ready.

654
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,915
We are gonna have a date.
Okay. Just you and me, girl.

655
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,420
Bye.

656
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,509
You two look alike.
What? Are you related?

657
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,971
Come on. No way.

658
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:35,805
No.

659
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:37,640
Captain.

660
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,647
Thank you all for coming. I
know it's been a tough time.

661
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,568
But we need to keep at
to get the bad guys.

662
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,986
Now, some of you may not know yet,

663
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:53,364
but I'm the new Captain
in this department.

664
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,120
What happened to Captain Dupree?

665
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,289
You don't want to know. We know he

666
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,582
knew all about the plan.

667
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,084
That's why his daughter was
kidnapped and he was killed.

668
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,377
It's because he knew too much.

669
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,962
Yeah. This is too dangerous now.

670
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:11,090
Hey, has anybody seen my gun?

671
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,926
Yeah, I think I saw it right over there.

672
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:18,931
Oh, here it is. Nobody puts
my baby in the corner.

673
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,559
Who knows who might be next?

674
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,687
Well, maybe you or you.

675
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,022
What do we need to do?

676
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,150
According to our
sources, the man responsible

677
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,403
for all this mess is big boss tango.

678
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,490
This is him. Now we need
to find him and stop him.

679
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,283
Before we are all
history. This is the man.

680
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,584
As I was saying.

681
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,711
Captain. What if they kill us?

682
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:49,712
He is a police officer.

683
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,381
It's his job to know

684
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:55,343
that he can be killed in
any moment of any day

685
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,386
in a heartbeat. It comes
with the territory.

686
00:34:57,386 --> 00:34:58,387
Am I right, detective?

687
00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,764
Alright. We're gonna have to start

688
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,141
by finding big boss's right hand man.

689
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:04,268
Tony. See what he knows.

690
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,021
But first we should pay
a little visit to Carlos.

691
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,564
Maybe he can lead us to him.

692
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,786
I want to introduce Detective
Silver and Detective Kapani.

693
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,913
They're new here. You work on it.

694
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,665
You bring him to me. Okay.

695
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:26,624
Okay, Sir. We're on it.

696
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,209
Oh, by the way, I didn't tell you guys,

697
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,836
you're partners now.

698
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,629
Thank you, captain.
We won't let you down.

699
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,465
I
want the two of you to

700
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,883
investigate the leather man case.

701
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,220
No, not you.

702
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:41,722
You?

703
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,851
The Mayor is coming.

704
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:48,938
The Mayor.

705
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:54,944
Oh, Madam Mayor.

706
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:57,530
Such a pleasure.

707
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:03,411
How are you? I'm very
happy to be here with you.

708
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,831
And I want to ask you if
you are going to vote

709
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,374
for me, for Governor.

710
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,752
Are you going to vote
for me for governor?

711
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:13,212
Of course!

712
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,046
Yes!

713
00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:19,427
Don't forget it, please.
Thank you. Thank you.

714
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:24,015
Your next Governor is the
Queen Solecito Vazquez.

715
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,308
Bravo. Bravo.

716
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,565
Mark Valentine!

717
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,399
Here!

718
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,402
You have a visitation.

719
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,196
Really? Okay. Thank you.

720
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:48,206
You! What the hell are you doing here?

721
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,875
There's something you need to know.

722
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,211
Are you getting a divorce again?

723
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:58,049
Well, actually I'm moving to Holland

724
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,259
with my new boyfriend.

725
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:04,222
Wow. That's so important.
I'll try not to cry.

726
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,973
Just one more little thing.

727
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,516
What is it now?

728
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:10,186
You have a son!

729
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:14,732
What?

730
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,361
Are you fucking kidding me?

731
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:21,572
I'm serious. I got pregnant.

732
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,492
I did not know what to do
and I decided not to tell you.

733
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,035
Because I hated you.

734
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,745
Because you are an asshole!

735
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:34,252
Maybe I was a little bit.
Where the hell is he now?

736
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,086
That's him.

737
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,674
No way. Him.

738
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:43,219
We had a moment the other day,
like a very special moment.

739
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:46,264
I feel, I feel something,
but, but why he's black?

740
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,352
Not him. Big dummy. Rico.

741
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,687
Rico.

742
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,605
Rico, come here.

743
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,446
Hey mom, what are you doing here?

744
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,864
Nothing.

745
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:07,118
Did you know Detective
Valentine is the coolest detective

746
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,202
in this department.

747
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,623
Really? Anyway, I got to go.

748
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:15,334
Okay, mom, I'll see you when I get back.

749
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,627
Maybe, maybe not.

750
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,762
Hey sport. How are you?

751
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:32,852
Somebody's calling me.
I gotta go. I gotta go.

752
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,401
We have several videos

753
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:44,238
of a mysterious man
involved in multiple crises.

754
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,573
We don't know who he is.

755
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,993
but he always seems to be
wearing a black leather jacket.

756
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,705
People on the internet
call him the leather man.

757
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,707
The police
want to interrogate him.

758
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,084
If you have any
information about this man,

759
00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,211
please call your local police department.

760
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,964
Who the hell is that fool?

761
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:03,716
I don't know who he is,

762
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,301
but he better don't mess up with us.

763
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,429
Hey, you!

764
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,263
Yes, sir.

765
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,725
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen

766
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,106
for coming to this important meeting.

767
00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:22,860
As you know, very soon there's going

768
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,737
to be a big plan.

769
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,490
We're going to be rich, very rich.

770
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,993
What is that all about?

771
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,620
Yes. We don't know all the details.

772
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,290
Have you ever heard about creating a

773
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,792
problem and knowing the solution?

774
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,170
Nope.

775
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:44,882
It's the same thing the

776
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:49,178
governments do, but this
time we are doing it to them.

777
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,472
We are creating a virus.

778
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,849
That we can spread all around the world.

779
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,435
We creating a pandemonic.

780
00:39:57,853 --> 00:40:00,398
And primero, we have the vaccine.

781
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,901
Segundo, we just sit back

782
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:11,117
and charge the governments of the world.

783
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,284
Billions of dollars.

784
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,499
That sounds so amazing,
but it sounds complicated.

785
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,418
Not at all. Not at all.

786
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,379
In this little suitcase,
we have enough virus

787
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:27,258
to spread all over the city
and in a few weeks, the entire

788
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,092
world!

789
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,055
Get to work!

790
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,937
Hello, Hello, Hello. I'm here!

791
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,897
Look who is here.

792
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:44,733
Hey, great to see you. I love you.

793
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:45,734
We love you too.

794
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,570
And we thank you for coming to visit us.

795
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,364
Yeah. We're always so
happy to see you, honey.

796
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:54,910
Okay, so I, I made enchiladas
and spaghetti and bologna.

797
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,788
You are Mexican, Italian. You
must not forget your roots.

798
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,499
Speaking of bologna, I have something

799
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,500
very important to tell you.

800
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:07,381
I have a son who is an
adult who's a detective,

801
00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:08,424
and now we work together.

802
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,342
What's new with you?

803
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:15,306
Oh, that is baloney.

804
00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,727
What are you talking about?
Why didn't you tell us?

805
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:20,728
Well,

806
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,897
I didn't know. It's not my fault.

807
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,192
Not your fault. You put
your pipi in her vagini.

808
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,776
I've done that many times.

809
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:31,030
It doesn't mean I'm gonna
have kids because I do that.

810
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:31,864
Hello!

811
00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,240
Oh.

812
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,159
Well. How did you find out?

813
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,786
Well, his mother
just showed up at work

814
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:38,621
and told me.

815
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,917
And what are you going
to do about it, bad father?

816
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,003
I don't know.

817
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,633
We are going to invite him here

818
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,176
and we will get to know him.

819
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:55,137
I'll bring him soon.
Maybe. I don't know.

820
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:10,152
They are going to celebrate it.

821
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,032
Dad, now you!

822
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,534
No, no, no.
No. I can't.

823
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,994
I can't dance. I can't dance.

824
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,747
You know how to dance.
You taught me everything.

825
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:24,667
I love you, son.

826
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:34,134
Okay, I gotta go. Okay.

827
00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:34,969
Bye son. Yeah.

828
00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,428
Love you. Love you.

829
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:38,389
Bye adios. We love you.

830
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,183
Pronto. And I mean it.

831
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:42,059
Hey, Captain.

832
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:42,893
Mark.

833
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,188
How you doing?

834
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:48,357
Mark. We're looking for
a new partner for you.

835
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:49,608
I know you like working alone,

836
00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:51,527
but this mission is very important

837
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,321
and you'll need all the
help you can possibly get.

838
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,156
You got it.

839
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,616
You're gonna start tomorrow.

840
00:42:57,616 --> 00:43:00,411
How do you feel about that?

841
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:03,789
There will never be anyone like Murphy.

842
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,833
You're right about that pal.

843
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,126
He was the best.

844
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,212
Irreplaceable.

845
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,594
Okay, gotta go. Good to
see you. I'll see you soon.

846
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:22,891
Hello.

847
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:25,019
I am Detective Drummond. Nice to meet you.

848
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,896
Are you senor Santana?

849
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,023
Yes, I am.

850
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,399
Santos my new partner.

851
00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:38,032
We're gonna wait here.

852
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,450
First,

853
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,118
You get the money man.

854
00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:44,330
And then?

855
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,623
We arrest that sucker.

856
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,374
Say hello to my delicious friend.

857
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:56,634
And then?

858
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:57,468
We go home.

859
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,844
And then?

860
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:01,055
Then you get the power.

861
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,642
Come on, man.

862
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,145
Fuck. We're cops. We don't
do that shit in public.

863
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,773
Never mind. Thank you.

864
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,820
Let's get him.

865
00:44:21,116 --> 00:44:22,951
You're fired.

866
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,538
Fuck you, man.

867
00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:28,457
Wait for me, Valentine.

868
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:29,792
Forget it, man.

869
00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,377
Who do I trust? Me!

870
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,257
Oh shit.

871
00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:39,093
I wonder if that was
supposed to be my amazing

872
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,221
and wonderful partner,
detective Mark Valentine.

873
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,687
Pss pss!

874
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,480
Well, hello Valentine.

875
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,857
Today is your lucky day. You know why?

876
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,234
Why today is my lucky day?

877
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,985
Because I'm here.

878
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,153
I'm your new partner, baby.

879
00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,240
Okay, get in the car.

880
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:06,620
Okay, baby. Let's hope you are the

881
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,706
right partner for me, okay?

882
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:09,832
Hey, take it easy.

883
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,001
Slow down. You're going
way too fast. Marky Mark.

884
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,546
I'm not that easy. We'll see how it goes.

885
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,549
But I am ready for action
if you know what I mean.

886
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,384
Well, actually, I
don't know what you mean.

887
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:25,514
Oh, are you telling me
you built a police car

888
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,223
out of a DeLorean?

889
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:26,974
out of a DeLorean?

890
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,269
Well, actually I didn't
tell you anything, but yeah.

891
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:31,270
This isn't as fun.

892
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,730
As when I used to be babysitter.

893
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,151
Hey, there you go. That's
why you look familiar.

894
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,362
I don't know what you're talking about.

895
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,239
Hey, you're that guy.

896
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,657
No, I am detective Uft.

897
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:44,825
Hi. Uft.

898
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,494
Uft. Good.

899
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:51,832
Perfect.

900
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:54,460
What kind of name is Uft?

901
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,628
Oh, it's beautiful name.

902
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,255
Are you ready?

903
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:00,466
Yes. Are you ready?

904
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:01,300
I'm always ready.

905
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,301
Okay.

906
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,844
We wait.

907
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,139
Look.
That's him.

908
00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,351
He is very sexy.

909
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,479
Let's go.

910
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,318
Let's go! Run like the wind!

911
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,383
What are you doing, let go!

912
00:46:43,383 --> 00:46:45,219
He took the bag!

913
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,136
Go, do something.

914
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,137
I'll go this way.

915
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,263
Okay, I go that way.

916
00:46:48,263 --> 00:46:50,641
Do something.
Ah!

917
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,475
Oh my God.

918
00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:57,064
Eeee-yah! I got you Motherfucker.

919
00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,733
Do you think that you
could get away with this,

920
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,735
this bitch? This detective.

921
00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:02,694
What are you doing?

922
00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:03,529
Working these cuffs.

923
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:06,615
Uftie. Look what I got
us for breakfast.

924
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,492
Great. Look. I got the
son of a bitch who took

925
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,701
that nice lady's purse.

926
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,453
Uft. That's the wrong guy.

927
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,206
Hey, this is yours.

928
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:17,167
Thank you so much
handsome, you're my hero.

929
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,418
Thank you.

930
00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:19,920
You're welcome.

931
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,838
Leave me alone.

932
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,297
Oh no, dude. That's the wrong guy.

933
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:23,632
You are so stupid.

934
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,467
Yeah, man. You got the
wrong guy.

935
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,301
Yeah. Let me go.

936
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:27,845
Let me go.

937
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,305
You shut up. Uft Let him go.

938
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:33,141
I, I'm sorry. You look the same.

939
00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:36,436
And what's with that life jacket?

940
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:39,106
Shut your hole, man. Let's go.

941
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:42,234
Good job, guys.
Can I get a selfie?

942
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,068
Okay, fast.

943
00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:47,322
Let's go.

944
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:49,283
Let me go.

945
00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,492
Shut up!

946
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,119
I don't know what is wrong with you.

947
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,539
You had five partners in one day,

948
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,667
and they're either dead,
retired, resigned, fired,

949
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,044
or in the freaking hospital.

950
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,505
They were just not my type. You know?

951
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:06,049
What am I gonna do with you, man?

952
00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:11,138
I want the boy.

953
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,180
What boy?

954
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,683
Rico.
The guy with the long hair.

955
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,517
Rico?

956
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:19,897
Why?

957
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,481
He doesn't have any experience.

958
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:23,191
He will get killed by a hard wind.

959
00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:26,945
I'll protect him and I will train him.

960
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,947
What, do you think you're
Mr. Miyagi or something?

961
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:32,534
Whatever. It's your choice,
but just do me a favor.

962
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:33,911
Don't get the bastard killed.

963
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:34,745
I will try.

964
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,579
Good.

965
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,167
Rico!.

966
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:43,962
Hey little buddy.

967
00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:45,589
I got some bad news for you.

968
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,384
You are Detective Valentine's new partner.

969
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:54,973
What? Yeah. Really? Mark's
partner. This is amazing.

970
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:57,768
Thank you, Captain.

971
00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:03,565
OK, OK, take it easy.

972
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,400
This is gonna be exciting.

973
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,485
Get the hell outta here.

974
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:16,954
So, tomorrow at seven, just
you. Yeah, but this sucks.

975
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,622
Don't bring your boyfriends.

976
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,667
Mr. Carlos, LAPD.

977
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,504
We need to ask you a few
questions. Hey ladies.

978
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:31,843
Ladies, we need you to
help us find this person.

979
00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:35,806
Hey, that's Tony. I know
him, if you know what I mean.

980
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,687
Wait a second. You're gonna
have to catch me.

981
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:43,689
God dammit.

982
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,523
Shit.

983
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:48,902
Is he a criminal? I
thought he was a doctor.

984
00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,446
He told me he was a lawyer.

985
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,439
Shit!

986
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,942
Latino looking fucking Fabio.

987
00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:30,277
Why'd you start running you piece of shit?

988
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,364
Let's take this bitch in.

989
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,160
Fucking asshole.

990
00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:44,041
Tell us what the plan is
and where the big boss is.

991
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,835
I don't know where
the big boss is, but if

992
00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:50,547
you wanna know, you can ask Tony.

993
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:53,050
He know where he is and
where you can find him.

994
00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:57,846
How's it goin dudes?

995
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,056
hello hello!

996
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,349
He's
telling us some crazy story

997
00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:03,185
about some virus or something like that.

998
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,896
What? Maybe he doesn't
know anything.

999
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,106
Yeah, well listen to him
and tell us what you think.

1000
00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:10,776
The big boss is planning
to spread this kind of virus.

1001
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:14,946
And he will get millions of people sick,

1002
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,199
and then it will be a pandemic.

1003
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:21,203
And then they will sell the
vaccine for billions of dollars.

1004
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,704
It's just all about money!

1005
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:25,791
You see?

1006
00:51:28,543 --> 00:51:30,962
Come on, man. This is madness.

1007
00:51:30,962 --> 00:51:33,340
Last pandemic we had was
over hundred years ago man.

1008
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,720
That's impossible. Come
on man. Tell us the truth.

1009
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,723
If you don't believe me, fuck you then.

1010
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:42,724
Come on man.

1011
00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:45,102
I don't believe that shit. How about you?

1012
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,728
I guess anything can happen.

1013
00:51:46,728 --> 00:51:50,440
We'll take him to take us
to Tony. Let's go Keanu.

1014
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,775
Okay. Antonio Banderas.

1015
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776
Here.

1016
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,195
Put this on you. Look homeless,
pathetic, and disgusting.

1017
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:05,580
You okay?

1018
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:06,414
Yeah.

1019
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,333
We don't care.

1020
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,167
Okay.

1021
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:14,673
Let's go.

1022
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,975
Okay. Carlos, tell us

1023
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,893
where we can find Tony.

1024
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:29,437
Tony.

1025
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:32,357
I told you he owns a club
on Wilshire Boulevard.

1026
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,569
You think he's there right now?

1027
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,654
Possibly. I'll take you there.

1028
00:52:38,905 --> 00:52:42,075
Dudes, I have bad news and good news.

1029
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:45,203
What's the bad news?

1030
00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:47,164
I'm the mayor of hungry town right now.

1031
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,665
If I don't need anything,

1032
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,792
the Hulk is gonna come
out and that's not pretty.

1033
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,130
And I know the right place
where we can go.

1034
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:57,966
What's the good news?

1035
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,720
Well, the good news is

1036
00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:08,685
we're already here.

1037
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:15,108
Hey, get me a veggie burger and a soda.

1038
00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:18,236
You think this shit is healthy?

1039
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:22,699
Hey dude, my buddy my
choice. You want anything?

1040
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:27,120
Nah, nah. I'm good. You
want anything Carlos?

1041
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,831
No, man, I rather get shot.

1042
00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:31,041
I don't eat that shit.

1043
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,752
Whatever.

1044
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:35,128
Okay, gimme money.

1045
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,216
Oh, sure. No problem, son.

1046
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,303
What did you just say?

1047
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:48,767
I said, sure no problem,
son of a bitch. I'm so hungry.

1048
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:55,315
Can you get me the money in
the glove compartment.

1049
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:56,149
Today!

1050
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:04,950
What's this?

1051
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:05,951
Huh What?

1052
00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:06,952
Biakra?

1053
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,246
I don't know. Not mine.

1054
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:13,875
Hey.

1055
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,840
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1056
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:23,802
You're gonna break it.

1057
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,305
Not my car, right?

1058
00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,899
Ay Güey!
Where's the food?

1059
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:51,788
Dude.

1060
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:53,832
Where's the guy?

1061
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:04,926
He was here a minute ago.

1062
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,014
Why did you leave him alone?

1063
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,726
Because I wanted to tell
you about the jalapeno.

1064
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,688
Why did you call me or text me?

1065
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:22,569
Because I was checking my
fan pagebook face on Facebook,

1066
00:55:22,777 --> 00:55:24,571
besides, I locked the fucking doors.

1067
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:26,698
This is radical.

1068
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:28,867
Come on man.

1069
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:32,495
You want some? Take one.

1070
00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:43,298
Hey, by the way.

1071
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,759
Why you talk like Keanu Reeves?

1072
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,514
This is how I talk.

1073
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:52,349
Okay, Neo.

1074
00:55:53,558 --> 00:55:56,186
That is the most not excellent.

1075
00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:00,190
Whatever. Bill and Ted.

1076
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,024
Shut up. Mark.

1077
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,944
Hey, take a chill pill,
dude.

1078
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:05,779
Fuck you!

1079
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:06,613
Whatever.

1080
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:18,541
Hey girl. Do you know
that the time has arrived?

1081
00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,836
Yes.
Let's go have some fun.

1082
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,171
Yeah, let's go.

1083
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:35,577
Oh, you are so sweet.

1084
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:38,371
I just hate seeing things go to waste.

1085
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:42,500
I had such a great day
with you today. Thank you.

1086
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,918
Do you really mean it?

1087
00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:44,836
I do.

1088
00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:48,923
You are very important to
me. You wanna come inside?

1089
00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:53,470
Well, actually I'm on duty right now,

1090
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,430
but I will soon, if you know what I mean.

1091
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:12,864
He is amazing.

1092
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,836
Rico, tell us about yourself.

1093
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,880
Mark says that you work together.

1094
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,298
Ah, yes ma'am.

1095
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:33,718
I love what I do and I've
always wanted to work

1096
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:36,638
for the police, just as my
father was a police officer.

1097
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:42,810
Oh, I see, your father. Is
he still a police officer?

1098
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,063
I don't know. I've never met him

1099
00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:47,190
and my mother never
liked to talk about him.

1100
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:51,152
Well, I heard that Mark
has something to tell us.

1101
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:53,530
You heard?

1102
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:56,866
Tell us what you wanted to tell us.

1103
00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:02,956
I humm Have you seen the

1104
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,749
movie Star Wars?

1105
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,252
Of course I have.

1106
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:08,253
Okay.

1107
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:11,548
Remember the scene where
Darth Vader is gonna kill Luke?

1108
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,595
The one in return of
the Jedi episode six.

1109
00:59:19,847 --> 00:59:23,935
No. Is the one, the one
there in the Death Star.

1110
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,687
Then Darth is gonna kill Luke,

1111
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,689
and then he cut his
hand and everything.

1112
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:28,690
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

1113
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:33,027
It's episode five Return.
The Empire Strikes back.

1114
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:37,448
Remember the scene
where Darth tells Luke

1115
00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:38,908
that he's his father?

1116
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:40,660
Yeah.

1117
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:43,997
Well, I'm your father.

1118
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:49,335
Yes. I remember that line.

1119
00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:56,175
It was an epic and
important line in the saga.

1120
00:59:58,094 --> 00:59:59,637
Yeah, but I'm your father.

1121
01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:04,934
Yes. The, the line from the movie.

1122
01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:08,313
No, I'm your father!

1123
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:11,024
Yes. Just like the movie.

1124
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:14,402
Okay. Remember?

1125
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:17,196
Okay, stop. Already.
You two are so much alike.

1126
01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:19,407
What he's saying to you is

1127
01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,743
that he is your father in real life.

1128
01:00:26,205 --> 01:00:27,040
What?

1129
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:31,961
What you father, what, what
Mark is trying to say to you,

1130
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:35,506
is that he is your father,
your actual father.

1131
01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:38,635
Yeah. In real life. Like he said.

1132
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,059
Is, is this true?

1133
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,479
Yes, son. It's true.

1134
01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:04,786
Now, look what you did.

1135
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:05,662
What?

1136
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,121
I didn't do anything.

1137
01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:09,832
Yes, you did. You
put your pipi in her vagini!

1138
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,292
Shouldn't he go get him.

1139
01:01:11,292 --> 01:01:12,126
Go be a good father. Go.

1140
01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:13,503
Come on.

1141
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,838
Go, keep your food for later.

1142
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:16,673
But, I'm hungry.

1143
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,257
Oh my God.

1144
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,342
We can't move him in here.

1145
01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:23,012
There's, we just got
rid of that stupid cat.

1146
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,807
Don't call that cat stupid.

1147
01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:26,683
Go get him.

1148
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,519
That's your job. Okay, go get him.

1149
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,353
Okay, mom.

1150
01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:32,689
Shall we dance?

1151
01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:48,496
Rico, this is your, you know who.

1152
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,330
How can I help you?

1153
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,164
Son?

1154
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:52,583
Sorry, I just don't know what to say.

1155
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:55,253
I would like an
explanation why you left me.

1156
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:57,755
I didn't leave you. I
didn't know about you.

1157
01:01:57,755 --> 01:01:59,507
But you know, we'll talk later.

1158
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,092
Right now we need to go on train.

1159
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:04,137
So I'll pick you up and we'll talk, okay?

1160
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:06,347
Okay. Fine.

1161
01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:11,060
What a bitch.

1162
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:14,147
Okay. Stop guessing.
I'm just telling you.

1163
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,606
Why do you need to guess?

1164
01:02:15,606 --> 01:02:19,444
I can't wait to talk to you.
Stop guessing.

1165
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,157
What is happening?

1166
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,534
Where is Mark?

1167
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,286
My kid.

1168
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:32,457
Screw you. I wouldn't
tell you, a big fucking gun.

1169
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:34,751
Ugh.

1170
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,794
Hey!

1171
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,045
Who the fuck are you?

1172
01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:39,756
And what you are doing in my house?

1173
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,923
Where's Mark?

1174
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:41,841
Tell us where he is.

1175
01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:44,469
We're gonna kill you and the
old lady too.

1176
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,139
Oh, okay. Okay, alright.
Take it easy. Take it easy.

1177
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,516
I will tell you who you need to know.

1178
01:02:50,516 --> 01:02:51,350
Take it easy.

1179
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:57,648
Ah, tell your stupid son,

1180
01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:00,818
to stay away from our business,

1181
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,447
or we will return.

1182
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:08,409
Stupid there's someone.

1183
01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:10,620
Don't kiss me. Bitch!

1184
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:14,582
Sweet heart. Oh, okay. Hold on.

1185
01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:17,710
They got me. Those fucking Russians.

1186
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:21,798
Oh my God.

1187
01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:23,549
Help!

1188
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,554
Here, I'm gonna get it.
Call 9 1 1. I hope works.

1189
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,243
 I wanna taste the pain 

1190
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,869
 I think I'm seeing all red 

1191
01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:54,539
 Two bullets in the gun,
one shot to the head

1192
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,373
I need a blank space 

1193
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,166
 'Cause everything is a threat 

1194
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,544
 But I never backed down, 
man. I'd rather be dead

1195
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:00,920
 I'm making love to face 

1196
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,422
 You look better in now walk this life 

1197
01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:04,715
 till I take my last breath 

1198
01:04:04,715 --> 01:04:07,301
 I wanna make a change, I got one life 

1199
01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:09,178
 So I'm gonna go death swing it. 

1200
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,429
 Don't you forget, everything 

1201
01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:18,980
Wait! Tell me three names of
eighties movies right now.

1202
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:19,814
God!

1203
01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:23,401
Frozen, Lion King, Princess and the Frog?

1204
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,826
 I want taste the pain 

1205
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:35,162
 I think I'm seeing all
red, two bullets in the gun 

1206
01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:36,873
Are we're going talk now?

1207
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:39,166
Hey,

1208
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,918
are we going to talk now?

1209
01:04:40,918 --> 01:04:42,169
What?

1210
01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:43,671
Oh, Jesus.

1211
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,381
 Till I take my last breath 

1212
01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:48,384
 I wanna make a change,
I got blown like that 

1213
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:51,762
 So, I'm going to go down
swinging, don't you forget 

1214
01:04:51,762 --> 01:04:56,726
 I've gotta find a new purpose 

1215
01:04:56,726 --> 01:05:01,689
 Something actually worth it 

1216
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:06,152
 I wanna look in the
mirror and like what I see 

1217
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:07,445
 I wanna taste the pain 

1218
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,280
 I think I'm seeing all red 

1219
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,823
 Two bullets in the gun,
one shot to the head 

1220
01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:11,657
 I need a blank space

1221
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,286
I need, but I never backed down, man 

1222
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:18,164
 I'd rather be dead.
I love to she look 

1223
01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:34,597
Are we going to talk now?

1224
01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:40,227
Are we going to talk now? Are we going?

1225
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,981
What a fucking bitch!

1226
01:05:43,981 --> 01:05:46,901
Tell me three eighties
movies names right now.

1227
01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:49,236
Blood Sport, ET, Back to the future.

1228
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,308
Mark!

1229
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:21,060
Hello Mama. How are
you?

1230
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,353
They shot him.

1231
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,188
Who?

1232
01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:26,399
But why? What the hell happened?

1233
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:30,569
Your father, they came here
and he tried to stop them,

1234
01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:32,405
and they just shot him.

1235
01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:37,785
And they said it was about you.

1236
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,830
You have to stay away from them.

1237
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:44,291
I'll find those son of bitches
and make them pay.

1238
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,127
No, no.

1239
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,128
Fuck!

1240
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:50,006
Mark. No.

1241
01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:56,053
What the hell are we doing here?

1242
01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:59,140
They told us that the
leather man was seen here.

1243
01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:02,518
I guess we wait.

1244
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,645
Okay. Whatever.

1245
01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:07,148
What the hell was that?

1246
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:09,567
Shit! Let's go.

1247
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:16,699
Somebody help!

1248
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:17,700
Hey, hey, hey!

1249
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,873
Let her go, or else!

1250
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,166
What problem you have got?

1251
01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:01,285
The hell are you, man?

1252
01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,454
I'm the Leather Man!

1253
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,789
It's the leather man!

1254
01:08:05,664 --> 01:08:09,126
I'm going to make you
as ugly as a fried nugget.

1255
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:10,211
Wait, wait.

1256
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:13,130
You already look ugly enough.

1257
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:14,131
Wait.

1258
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:16,550
I got two beautiful kids,
man. Relax. Calmado cabron.

1259
01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,886
I'll make sure you don't have anymore.

1260
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:22,932
Mis huevos!

1261
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,476
You are welcome!

1262
01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:26,936
What was that? Move!

1263
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,606
I'm going to kill you, fucker.

1264
01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:35,903
Fuck.

1265
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:52,419
It's OK, no problem.
Trust me.

1266
01:08:52,419 --> 01:08:54,130
I'm one of the good guys.

1267
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,714
You can go home now.

1268
01:08:57,633 --> 01:09:00,803
Thank you so much. You saved my life.

1269
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:01,637
You are welcome.

1270
01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:10,646
What's happening?

1271
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:13,566
Relax man.

1272
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:16,318
And we still need to go and
catch the bad guy. Remember?

1273
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:20,406
Besides, we know where
Tony is now, let's go.

1274
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,407
Okay, let's go.

1275
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,702
Where's the DeLorean?

1276
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,079
DeLorean?

1277
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:31,750
Dude, why drive a DeLorean?

1278
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:35,921
If we can drive a freaking
Lamborghini. Look at that.

1279
01:09:35,921 --> 01:09:36,755
No way.

1280
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,680
But, isn't this the captain's
Lambo?

1281
01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:47,266
Yeah, but who cares man.

1282
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,100
You know why?

1283
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,602
Why?

1284
01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,730
Because we're just gonna
borrow it for a little bit.

1285
01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:56,817
Hop in Johnny Utah.

1286
01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:58,194
OK, Ricky Ricardo.

1287
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:25,596
Let’s go.

1288
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,077
Housekeeping!

1289
01:10:50,579 --> 01:10:52,331
We're looking for Tony.

1290
01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:53,332
Hey, there he is.

1291
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:54,750
Hey, wait a minute.
You can't come in here.

1292
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,168
You don't look like a cop.

1293
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:58,921
You look like a teenager. Get back.

1294
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,590
Touch him again and
I'll break your hand.

1295
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,008
I said get back.

1296
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:04,718
Whoa, whoa,

1297
01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:05,970
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1298
01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:08,514
Okay, Detective, come join your party.

1299
01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:09,348
Come on.

1300
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,981
How you doing?

1301
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:18,565
Hey, handsome, dance with me.

1302
01:11:18,565 --> 01:11:19,400
Sure.

1303
01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:23,654
You!

1304
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,072
You said you would call.

1305
01:11:25,072 --> 01:11:26,407
Why didn't you?

1306
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:27,241
This is Mark?

1307
01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:28,242
Ewww!

1308
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,995
Hey girl. Sorry, I'm
kind of busy right now,

1309
01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:32,746
but I'll call you later. Okay?

1310
01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:33,998
My name is Kim.

1311
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,916
You ugly, yucky, dirty clown.

1312
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:40,337
Forget about him.

1313
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,632
Are you okay man, that was mental!

1314
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,092
Hey! It looks like Kim doesn't like you.

1315
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:03,902
Get my girlfriend's name
out of your fucking mouth!

1316
01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:06,113
I'm not your girlfriend, asshole.

1317
01:12:07,239 --> 01:12:08,365
Come on Kim.

1318
01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,326
You wish.

1319
01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:14,580
Why did you do that?

1320
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,750
You know man, love will
make you do crazy things.

1321
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:18,584
Let's go.

1322
01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:32,097
Tony!

1323
01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:32,931
Hey!

1324
01:12:34,099 --> 01:12:34,933
LAPD.

1325
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,020
We're here to ask you a few questions.

1326
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,813
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1327
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:44,568
I suppose. You want to ask
me about the virus, right?

1328
01:12:44,568 --> 01:12:46,403
Where can we find the big boss?

1329
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,949
Cement factory down the street.

1330
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,077
Okay.

1331
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:57,081
That shit easy man.

1332
01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:57,915
Let's go.

1333
01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:59,666
Hey, wait!

1334
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:00,793
There's one more thing.

1335
01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:05,047
They are gonna release the
virus today, so you don't have

1336
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,840
that much time, amigo.

1337
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,718
We'll come back for you later.

1338
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:15,391
You two bitches are not gonna leave

1339
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:17,434
this fucking place in one piece.

1340
01:13:17,434 --> 01:13:18,977
We're gonna rain on you
detective.

1341
01:13:18,977 --> 01:13:20,396
What you think man?

1342
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,855
Feel like working out?

1343
01:13:21,855 --> 01:13:23,482
I don't know. There's too many of them.

1344
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:24,817
Okay, fine. Let's do it.

1345
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:28,737
You don't want guns?

1346
01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:30,697
No guns. No guns, no badges.

1347
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:31,532
No badges.

1348
01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:44,169
Excuse the interruption.

1349
01:13:44,169 --> 01:13:46,505
But due to time constraints,
we're unable to show you

1350
01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:48,006
that amazing fight scene.

1351
01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:49,550
So let's get back to
the rest of the movie.

1352
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:55,180
Oh my God. I thought We were gonna die.

1353
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:56,974
Not today, son.

1354
01:14:00,894 --> 01:14:04,189
Thank you. Let's get the hell outta here.

1355
01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:08,902
Oh my God. Did you guys see that?

1356
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:11,488
That was the best fight ever!

1357
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,739
So hot. So hot, so hot.

1358
01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:16,076
We need the whole
department to come with us.

1359
01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:18,495
No, no, no, no. We don't
have time. We don't have time.

1360
01:14:18,495 --> 01:14:19,705
We need to do it now.

1361
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,831
Lemme call him.

1362
01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,335
Listen, Captain, this is Rico.

1363
01:14:25,335 --> 01:14:27,880
Where the hell are
you? Are you with Mark?

1364
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,506
Where is that son of bitch?

1365
01:14:29,506 --> 01:14:30,507
I need to talk to him.

1366
01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:37,514
Listen Cap, we know
where the virus is.

1367
01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:38,682
Mark will text you the address

1368
01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:41,018
and we'll see you all
there as soon as possible.

1369
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,561
We need all the force you
could bring.

1370
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,979
Are you crazy?

1371
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,648
Wait for us. Don't screw this up.

1372
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:48,650
Yes, we don't have time, but
we'll see you all there.

1373
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:50,694
Let's go!

1374
01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:51,528
Man.

1375
01:14:56,408 --> 01:14:57,618
Okay, Magnum, let's go.

1376
01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:02,915
Son. Are you sure you want to do this?

1377
01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:05,584
This is gonna be very dangerous.

1378
01:15:07,127 --> 01:15:09,171
Let's fucking do it, dad.

1379
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,380
I've always wanted to be like you.

1380
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:13,383
And now's my opportunity to be
like you and to be with you.

1381
01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:15,802
That's my son. I'm proud of you.

1382
01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:22,726
Come here.
Let's fucking do it.

1383
01:15:22,726 --> 01:15:23,977
Let's do it.

1384
01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:31,860
This is special, for
when the fat lady sings.

1385
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:34,947
That is so nineties. Dude.

1386
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,448
You are so nineties.

1387
01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:38,033
Of course I was born from the nineties.

1388
01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:40,619
Yuck.

1389
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:56,802
Listen up. We have the most important

1390
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:58,136
mission of our lives.

1391
01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,974
Okay, we're ready.
Where should we go?

1392
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,935
Well, Marco and Rico are
gonna text us the address, so

1393
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:08,564
We wait.

1394
01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:21,910
Where is the car?

1395
01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:24,329
Where is the car, dude?

1396
01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:26,081
Where is the car?

1397
01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:29,209
Where is the car, dude?

1398
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,461
Dude, where is the car?

1399
01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:34,923
Where is the car, dude?

1400
01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:36,300
Dude.

1401
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,301
Where's the car?

1402
01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:40,470
Did I park it here?

1403
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:41,305
Yeah.

1404
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,141
I think so.

1405
01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:47,686
Dude. Where's the car?

1406
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:50,188
Okay, enough already.
This is not funny anymore.

1407
01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:55,569
Fuck.

1408
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:58,322
Did somebody steal the car?

1409
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:02,200
No way!

1410
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:04,911
Son of a bitch!

1411
01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:08,081
Ah, sorry son. Not you.

1412
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,711
Well, I have good news and
bad news for you.

1413
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:13,712
What's the bad news?

1414
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:15,964
Look, we don't have a fucking car.

1415
01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:16,798
Oh!

1416
01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:19,009
What's the good news?

1417
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:22,304
We have badges and we have guns and

1418
01:17:25,098 --> 01:17:27,225
we're lucky.

1419
01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,518
Get in the car little fella.

1420
01:17:37,944 --> 01:17:40,822
Take us to 2116
Vermont Avenue Pronto.

1421
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,534
No. What the hell is going on here?

1422
01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:47,913
You need to use the app
to request for service.

1423
01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:49,831
LAPD. Let's go.

1424
01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:51,124
Hey, I know you.

1425
01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:54,211
You're the crazy cop who
kidnapped my cousin last month.

1426
01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,505
I am?

1427
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:58,590
Nah. How do you know that?

1428
01:17:58,590 --> 01:18:00,300
You're all over the internet.

1429
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:01,134
Really?

1430
01:18:03,428 --> 01:18:04,846
That's not me, dude.

1431
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,599
Well, guess what? We're
going to kidnap you now!

1432
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:09,976
What the hell happened to you

1433
01:18:09,976 --> 01:18:11,061
guys in the police department?

1434
01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:13,730
You do not have cars? Or what the fuck?

1435
01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,524
The truth is, we
couldn't rent the DeLorean

1436
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,858
for one more day,

1437
01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,318
because of the budget.

1438
01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,531
Well, that's not important. Go!

1439
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,038
Hey, be careful, Mark!

1440
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,792
Oops, my bad. Sorry.

1441
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,502
Who's gonna pay for that?

1442
01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:36,336
What?

1443
01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:38,255
That's not important right
now. You know why?

1444
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:39,089
Why?

1445
01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:40,298
Because you're gonna help us.

1446
01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:43,635
You're gonna be a cop for a day!

1447
01:18:43,635 --> 01:18:44,803
What are you doing?

1448
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,848
Relax. We need help. Trust me.

1449
01:18:47,848 --> 01:18:48,682
Keep going.

1450
01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:51,518
Right here.

1451
01:18:56,189 --> 01:18:57,357
What? a drive through.

1452
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:02,237
Hey, you're not hungry? Come on man.

1453
01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:08,785
I hate my job.

1454
01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:19,588
These are good. I told you guys.

1455
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:23,759
It's okay.

1456
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:27,220
How far are we driver?

1457
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:29,306
Oh, sorry Detective.

1458
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:31,683
We're almost there.

1459
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:36,062
Let's go.

1460
01:19:38,356 --> 01:19:39,900
Hey, wait a minute.

1461
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,195
Did you text the address to the captain?

1462
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:46,782
What? I thought you
were gonna do it, man.

1463
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,492
Oh no. I said you were gonna do it.

1464
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,994
Okay, do it then.

1465
01:19:50,994 --> 01:19:51,995
Okay.

1466
01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:53,413
Did you do it already?

1467
01:19:53,413 --> 01:19:55,040
Oh, I'm doing it right now.

1468
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,002
I got it! I got it!

1469
01:19:59,002 --> 01:20:00,295
Yeah!

1470
01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:01,922
Everybody, let's go.

1471
01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:13,683
Wait, gimme that. You
are ready for this gun.

1472
01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:16,394
You don't need this anymore.
You're ready for this one.

1473
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:18,355
You're a man now.

1474
01:20:23,985 --> 01:20:25,028
You ready?

1475
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:25,862
Ready.

1476
01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,280
Let's go, son.

1477
01:20:29,866 --> 01:20:32,744
Hey assholes. What about me?
I thought we were partners.

1478
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,257
Hey man. Are you
ready? This is your gun.

1479
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,591
This is your badge.

1480
01:20:47,801 --> 01:20:50,178
The fuck is this? Are
you kidding me?

1481
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:51,346
Let's go.

1482
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,646
This shit just got real.

1483
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,022
I'll be damned.

1484
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:07,153
Detective Mark Valentine.

1485
01:21:07,153 --> 01:21:10,949
Detective, I've been waiting
for you for a long time.

1486
01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,077
You are late!

1487
01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:15,996
What is your excuse?

1488
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,289
The car was stolen.

1489
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,958
Yes. I can attest that
as they kidnapped me,

1490
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:22,711
because they never seemed to have a car.

1491
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,631
If you're here to stop
my plan, you'll have to go

1492
01:21:26,631 --> 01:21:27,883
through us, through us.

1493
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:33,597
Look to get to the boss. You
need this. You need this key.

1494
01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:39,436
I'm tired of this girls. Let's
get rid of this clown team.

1495
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:41,688
I pay a lot of money to these people.

1496
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,650
Girls.

1497
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:48,278
You want to fight us or you a chicken?

1498
01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:50,322
Nobody calls me a chicken.

1499
01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:52,407
My name is Ramona.

1500
01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:55,118
You killed my father, prepare to die.

1501
01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:57,954
What the hell is she talking about?

1502
01:21:57,954 --> 01:21:59,706
The fuck I know!

1503
01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:03,460
You want a piece of me? I'll
break your legs right now.

1504
01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:07,213
That's what I'm talking about

1505
01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:11,927
Girls, let's
kick this ugly man ass.

1506
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,345
Let's get them.

1507
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,554
Wow.

1508
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:17,849
Not in the face.

1509
01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:32,155
Bitch!

1510
01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:36,576
Asshole!

1511
01:23:10,443 --> 01:23:11,277
Ahhh!

1512
01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:15,365
You look like shit, man.

1513
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:19,119
Guys, it's been fun, but I
really gotta get back to work.

1514
01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:22,372
My bills aren't gonna pay themselves.

1515
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:24,374
Thank you for your help, man.

1516
01:23:24,374 --> 01:23:25,208
Alright.

1517
01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,042
You did great.

1518
01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:26,876
Anytime. Anytime.

1519
01:23:26,876 --> 01:23:30,714
Look, keep this, thanks
for the adventure man amigo.

1520
01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,850
Help is here.

1521
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:42,684
Yes, son.

1522
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:45,979
What did you leave us?

1523
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:46,813
Just buddies.

1524
01:23:48,648 --> 01:23:49,858
What about the others?

1525
01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:51,443
Stuck in traffic.

1526
01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:55,155
Valentine. Let's see how
tough you are. Valentine.

1527
01:23:56,614 --> 01:23:57,449
Ready.

1528
01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:02,162
Go!
Bend off. Go!

1529
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:04,122
Ready!

1530
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:10,003
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!

1531
01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:15,717
Ready? Fight!

1532
01:24:20,597 --> 01:24:21,431
Eeee-yah!

1533
01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:23,099
Point Valentine!

1534
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:28,563
Fight!

1535
01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:37,822
Okay.

1536
01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,510
Yeah!

1537
01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:00,345
You can do it. Yeah.

1538
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:04,099
My nose! See, it's broken.

1539
01:25:06,392 --> 01:25:08,186
Oh, hey, he broke
my nose.

1540
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:09,229
Sweep the leg.

1541
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:10,313
But you are the referee.

1542
01:25:10,313 --> 01:25:11,606
Sweep the leg!

1543
01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:13,149
Okay.

1544
01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:19,489
Ready?
Fight!

1545
01:25:38,424 --> 01:25:40,802
Throw the towel bitch.

1546
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:41,928
Can you go on?

1547
01:25:43,721 --> 01:25:45,306
I'm okay.

1548
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:46,724
Good job Mark!

1549
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,521
I'm gonna get you this time Valentine.

1550
01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:53,231
I'm gonna get
you. Let's go!

1551
01:25:54,065 --> 01:25:55,441
You are the best Mark.

1552
01:25:55,441 --> 01:25:57,277
What's he doing referee?

1553
01:25:57,277 --> 01:25:58,111
Come on Valentine!

1554
01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,445
Let's fight. Turn around.

1555
01:25:59,445 --> 01:26:02,657
Fight like a man Valentine.
What's the matter with you?

1556
01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:03,616
Ready?

1557
01:26:03,616 --> 01:26:04,450
Fight!

1558
01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:07,704
I'm gonna get you Valentine!

1559
01:26:10,665 --> 01:26:12,041
Finish him!

1560
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,172
Ready? Fight!

1561
01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:29,684
Did you see that? What
did you put in my mouth?

1562
01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:31,644
What'd you put in my mouth? Bastard.

1563
01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:34,981
I heard you got
erectile problems. Sorry.

1564
01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,817
I'm just trying to help you
buddy. With your pipi.

1565
01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:41,154
I'm feeling funny. There's
something moving down here.

1566
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,031
Oh crap.

1567
01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:46,367
I feel a little
faint. I feel a little faint.

1568
01:26:57,921 --> 01:27:01,174
My dick. You motherfucker. My dick!

1569
01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:04,260
Yeah!

1570
01:27:08,514 --> 01:27:09,849
The winner!

1571
01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:11,684
Valentine!

1572
01:27:14,103 --> 01:27:15,313
Yeah motherfucker!

1573
01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:16,189
Yeah!

1574
01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,023
In your face!

1575
01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:21,069
You win!

1576
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,074
Yeah!

1577
01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:33,581
OK, let's go.

1578
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:20,795
Well, well,
Well.

1579
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,800
If he's not the great
detective, Mark Valentine,

1580
01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,387
and his useless son.

1581
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:34,100
This little case is going

1582
01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:35,518
to change the world.

1583
01:28:37,228 --> 01:28:41,566
and this person, this is patient zero.

1584
01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:45,528
Just a great hero.

1585
01:28:45,528 --> 01:28:47,447
Well, we think the
virus is already all over.

1586
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:50,158
Is the racism, bullying,
discrimination, all the crime.

1587
01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,412
And you know there is not
a vaccine for that shit.

1588
01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:57,874
Bestia, bestia, not yet.

1589
01:29:04,047 --> 01:29:06,716
What? You think you're
some kind of beast master

1590
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:08,760
of something? please.

1591
01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:15,808
Guess who?

1592
01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:20,897
Murphy! You are alive.

1593
01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:23,232
Oh, I'm more than alive.

1594
01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:26,569
Yeah!

1595
01:29:28,112 --> 01:29:29,906
So good to see you too.

1596
01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:30,740
Turn around.

1597
01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,369
What the fuck are you
doing Murphy?

1598
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:37,121
Oh, I'm doing the right thing.

1599
01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:44,379
Well, you know.

1600
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:48,466
Sometimes doing the right thing,

1601
01:29:49,467 --> 01:29:54,472
for the right price, is the right choice.

1602
01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:05,525
You betrayed your
best partner for money.

1603
01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:07,610
Your filthy animal.

1604
01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:09,904
Mark. It ain't just about money.

1605
01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:11,614
I dislike your ass too.

1606
01:30:11,614 --> 01:30:14,409
Shut up! Get this son of a bitch.

1607
01:30:15,284 --> 01:30:19,205
Come many closer and
this person will suffer.

1608
01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:20,206
You three.

1609
01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,040
Gimme your guns.

1610
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:30,091
I think I'll finish this now.

1611
01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:31,384
So what going to do?

1612
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:37,390
You going to save your
girlfriend? Your son? Yourself?

1613
01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:40,893
Maybe thousands of people.

1614
01:30:43,396 --> 01:30:46,357
Maybe you will shoot your
partner. It's very difficult.

1615
01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:47,191
No. Fuck!

1616
01:30:48,651 --> 01:30:49,861
It's impossible.

1617
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:51,821
My head is boiling. What the fuck?

1618
01:30:52,655 --> 01:30:54,866
I think we have a
classical standoff right here.

1619
01:31:01,706 --> 01:31:04,250
No, we have a Mexican
standoff.

1620
01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,711
Everybody get the fuck down!

1621
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:16,596
Mark, are you okay?

1622
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:19,849
Mark. Are you okay?

1623
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:21,350
You okay?

1624
01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:23,394
I think I'm just gonna lose my arm.

1625
01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:24,937
But I don't have time to bleed.

1626
01:31:36,699 --> 01:31:38,117
Say your prayers!

1627
01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:39,911
No! Die motherfucker!

1628
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:47,460
Shoot him! Shoot him!

1629
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:07,772
Aww Ow!

1630
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,440
I hate you motherfucker.

1631
01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:13,653
Me?

1632
01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:36,968
Rico. Rico son. Are you okay?

1633
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:37,802
I'm fine.

1634
01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:38,761
Tell me you're fine.

1635
01:32:38,761 --> 01:32:40,555
I'm fine. I'm not going
to the dark side yet.

1636
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:41,389
Okay.

1637
01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:42,223
Literally.

1638
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:43,057
Get up!

1639
01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:50,439
Damn you cop.

1640
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,149
You're not gonna ruin our plan.

1641
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:54,652
Don't do it.

1642
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:56,404
I'm not gonna allow that to happen.

1643
01:32:58,656 --> 01:32:59,740
Are you okay?

1644
01:33:02,243 --> 01:33:03,995
Oh my God.

1645
01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:13,629
Hey, the party's here.

1646
01:33:15,089 --> 01:33:17,091
No, Bella, you don't want to do that.

1647
01:33:17,091 --> 01:33:18,467
No one else has to be killed.

1648
01:33:20,803 --> 01:33:22,430
Except you.

1649
01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:29,478
God. Mark, Come on.

1650
01:33:29,478 --> 01:33:30,354
We need you.

1651
01:33:30,354 --> 01:33:32,189
Please don't leave us!

1652
01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:38,613
I'm fully injured.

1653
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:41,532
I'll see you all in the next life.

1654
01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:48,247
You! Don't date anybody, okay?

1655
01:33:48,247 --> 01:33:49,081
No. Please don't die.

1656
01:33:50,249 --> 01:33:53,794
We love you please. Mark.

1657
01:34:36,128 --> 01:34:38,464
Hello. My name is Angel.

1658
01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:42,468
And welcome to your
welcome to Heaven Party.

1659
01:34:43,302 --> 01:34:44,136
What?

1660
01:34:44,136 --> 01:34:46,013
Listen very carefully.

1661
01:34:46,013 --> 01:34:49,100
This is not a dream, you are

1662
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,518
in heaven!

1663
01:34:53,187 --> 01:34:56,399
No, no, no. You guys made a
mistake. Call your manager.

1664
01:34:56,399 --> 01:34:57,900
I want to talk to your manager.

1665
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:58,901
That's impossible.

1666
01:34:58,901 --> 01:34:59,944
God does not make mistakes.

1667
01:35:01,445 --> 01:35:04,990
No fucking way. Dad.

1668
01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:07,368
Michael?

1669
01:35:10,204 --> 01:35:11,580
Oh!

1670
01:35:11,580 --> 01:35:14,750
Elvis, I'm a huge fan of
you. I love you very much.

1671
01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:16,293
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

1672
01:35:17,461 --> 01:35:19,505
Join us and party for the eternity.

1673
01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:29,265
No, no, no. I can't. I cannot be here.

1674
01:35:29,265 --> 01:35:31,100
I'm in the middle of
something very important

1675
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,351
right now.

1676
01:35:32,351 --> 01:35:34,228
You are welcome to go back.

1677
01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:37,940
So, you are telling me
I can choose what to do?

1678
01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:41,402
Yes. We give this option to
all people who come to heaven.

1679
01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:43,654
Cool. Is that God's idea?

1680
01:35:44,530 --> 01:35:45,531
Darling

1681
01:35:45,531 --> 01:35:47,408
Everything ever is God's idea.

1682
01:35:50,494 --> 01:35:52,037
Hey George. I've always loved your

1683
01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:53,664
song Careless Whisper.

1684
01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:54,915
Is that a personal story?

1685
01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:59,587
Of course, my friend. I
do with Faith! Faith! Faith!

1686
01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:03,966
Woo!

1687
01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:06,177
Do you have alcohol in heaven?

1688
01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:07,511
What else do you have here?

1689
01:36:07,511 --> 01:36:09,013
Of course, all the good stuff.

1690
01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:11,474
That's why most people decide to stay.

1691
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,850
No way, how come?

1692
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:15,144
They didn't wanna to go back to their

1693
01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:17,229
jobs and stressful lives

1694
01:36:17,229 --> 01:36:21,358
and traffic, viruses, wars, and crime.

1695
01:36:21,358 --> 01:36:24,528
So they just decide to stay
here and party for the eternity.

1696
01:36:26,197 --> 01:36:30,451
Also, God can answer all
the questions you ever have.

1697
01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:33,788
Like, who killed your favorite celebrity?

1698
01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:35,331
Or is it okay to eat meat?

1699
01:36:35,331 --> 01:36:37,249
Or if the elections were rigged,

1700
01:36:37,249 --> 01:36:40,920
or if heaven is flat, earth is flat,

1701
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:45,007
or answers to any conspiracy
theories you believe in or not.

1702
01:36:45,007 --> 01:36:47,760
Well, it doesn't sound
that bad after all.

1703
01:36:58,187 --> 01:37:00,064
Just one little thing. Angel.

1704
01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:02,775
If you cross this line, you
would never be able to go back

1705
01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:04,401
to the living area.

1706
01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:05,820
So make the right decision.

1707
01:37:07,029 --> 01:37:09,281
Ah God. What should I do?

1708
01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,287
Do, what your heart tells you!

1709
01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:21,877
Okay, you know what? I'm
gonna go back to earth.

1710
01:37:21,877 --> 01:37:24,338
You know, there's still a
lot of things I need to do.

1711
01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:25,965
Okay? Either way, we'll be waiting

1712
01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:27,466
for you when you'll be back.

1713
01:37:27,466 --> 01:37:29,677
They're not going anywhere.

1714
01:37:29,677 --> 01:37:32,513
Okay. Excellent. See you
later OK.

1715
01:37:32,513 --> 01:37:33,722
Okay.

1716
01:37:33,722 --> 01:37:34,557
Wait.

1717
01:37:35,432 --> 01:37:37,810
Do you know when I'm
gonna be back here?

1718
01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:39,353
Ah, we'll see you next week.

1719
01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,439
Okay? What? What did you say?

1720
01:37:43,816 --> 01:37:44,942
Joking.

1721
01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:47,570
You better be joking. Not funny.

1722
01:38:00,457 --> 01:38:03,127
Where do you think you're
going? Motherfucker.

1723
01:38:03,127 --> 01:38:05,004
Please don't curse in Heaven.

1724
01:38:05,004 --> 01:38:07,923
You, you're a piece of shit.

1725
01:38:07,923 --> 01:38:09,592
What the fuck are you doing here?

1726
01:38:09,592 --> 01:38:11,552
I was asking the same thing.

1727
01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:13,345
You know what? I'm out of here.

1728
01:38:14,346 --> 01:38:15,806
No, you're not going anywhere.

1729
01:38:15,806 --> 01:38:17,683
You're staying here forever.

1730
01:38:18,976 --> 01:38:20,060
Son of bitch.

1731
01:38:20,060 --> 01:38:21,061
No guns in heaven.

1732
01:38:22,771 --> 01:38:24,231
It ain't gonna work here.

1733
01:38:27,109 --> 01:38:28,277
Punch him!

1734
01:38:28,277 --> 01:38:29,820
Please not fighting in Heaven.

1735
01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:30,946
Punch him.

1736
01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:33,991
Punch his ass!

1737
01:38:38,037 --> 01:38:39,496
You ain't going nowhere!

1738
01:38:41,665 --> 01:38:42,499
Do something!

1739
01:38:42,499 --> 01:38:44,627
I don't know what to
do. I'm an accountant.

1740
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:50,883
No, I cannot believe we're
fighting in heaven. Man.

1741
01:38:50,883 --> 01:38:52,092
Shat up and go to hell!

1742
01:38:52,092 --> 01:38:55,638
You go to hell! I'm
staying here in heaven. No.

1743
01:38:58,515 --> 01:39:00,684
Hey, let my son go!

1744
01:39:00,684 --> 01:39:02,353
No way old man.

1745
01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:03,395
I said let him go.

1746
01:39:08,067 --> 01:39:11,570
You better listen grandpa! Old man.

1747
01:39:29,463 --> 01:39:30,589
Thank you Papa.

1748
01:39:31,674 --> 01:39:33,008
Now you can go.

1749
01:39:34,259 --> 01:39:36,679
No, I want to stay here with you.

1750
01:39:36,679 --> 01:39:40,391
No, it's not your time.
Go, do good for people.

1751
01:39:42,309 --> 01:39:43,769
Are you sure?

1752
01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:47,940
Yes, I'm sure. Take care
of mama and Chikitito!

1753
01:39:50,776 --> 01:39:52,945
Okay, I'll do that.

1754
01:39:52,945 --> 01:39:55,906
You know I love you and I'll be back here.

1755
01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:59,159
I don't know when. Hopefully not soon,

1756
01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:00,995
but for sure I'll be here.

1757
01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:01,829
I love you.

1758
01:40:02,997 --> 01:40:03,831
I love you.

1759
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:07,459
Wow.

1760
01:40:11,088 --> 01:40:13,590
Go and do this for me too.

1761
01:40:13,590 --> 01:40:16,093
I will. Take care.

1762
01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:17,177
You too.

1763
01:40:17,177 --> 01:40:20,764
Hey, we'll keep the party
going for you. Huh?

1764
01:40:20,764 --> 01:40:21,765
Please do. Okay.

1765
01:40:29,648 --> 01:40:32,192
Be good Mark!

1766
01:40:34,278 --> 01:40:37,031
I will. God, thank you for everything.

1767
01:40:43,746 --> 01:40:46,415
Oh my! You are back!

1768
01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:52,337
Oh my gosh. You're alive.
You're alive. You're alive.

1769
01:40:55,257 --> 01:40:57,885
I'm back baby. Never give up.

1770
01:41:01,346 --> 01:41:03,098
You didn't date anybody, right?

1771
01:41:03,098 --> 01:41:05,768
No. I'll always love you.

1772
01:41:05,768 --> 01:41:07,978
Did you see God Mark?

1773
01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:09,146
Did you see Michael Jackson?

1774
01:41:10,814 --> 01:41:15,235
I'll tell you later. Thank you. God.

1775
01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:44,056
Mark. Mark. Hey, wake up. Mark, wake up.

1776
01:41:44,139 --> 01:41:46,934
Hey. Hey. Wake up. Wake up.

1777
01:41:48,393 --> 01:41:50,395
Hey, what the!

1778
01:41:51,355 --> 01:41:52,981
How are you dad?

1779
01:41:52,981 --> 01:41:53,816
Where am I?

1780
01:41:54,858 --> 01:41:57,361
They brought you
to a hospital buddy!

1781
01:41:57,361 --> 01:41:58,195
A hospital?

1782
01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,364
What is it?

1783
01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:03,283
A big building with patients.

1784
01:42:03,283 --> 01:42:05,786
But that's not important right
now.

1785
01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:07,579
Who the hell are you?

1786
01:42:07,579 --> 01:42:10,833
I'm Detective Chang. We
work together. Remember?

1787
01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:13,043
I don't know you.

1788
01:42:18,590 --> 01:42:21,718
We brought you something
that'll make you feel better.

1789
01:42:23,428 --> 01:42:24,263
Surprise!

1790
01:42:25,514 --> 01:42:27,015
Surprise!

1791
01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:03,093
Oh!

1792
01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:09,057
What is this?

1793
01:43:09,057 --> 01:43:10,475
What's going on here?

1794
01:43:12,102 --> 01:43:13,270
I don't know.

1795
01:43:14,271 --> 01:43:15,731
I see you feeling better.

1796
01:43:18,108 --> 01:43:21,904
Oh, we know that today

1797
01:43:21,904 --> 01:43:23,405
is your birthday.

1798
01:43:24,406 --> 01:43:27,409
Wow. Happy birthday.

1799
01:43:29,620 --> 01:43:31,079
Happy birthday.

1800
01:43:33,540 --> 01:43:35,584
Look, we have the whole
police department here.

1801
01:43:42,257 --> 01:43:43,342
Are you okay?

1802
01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:44,301
I thought I caught a

1803
01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:45,552
virus or something from a

1804
01:43:45,552 --> 01:43:47,179
patient next door.

1805
01:43:48,013 --> 01:43:49,431
Yes sure.

1806
01:43:49,431 --> 01:43:52,017
I bet he wears a mustache and
his name is Big Boss Tango.

1807
01:43:54,394 --> 01:43:56,605
How did you know that detective?

1808
01:43:56,605 --> 01:43:57,439
What?

1809
01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:01,610
No way. I need to arrest him.

1810
01:44:01,610 --> 01:44:04,571
He disappeared earlier today.

1811
01:44:04,571 --> 01:44:05,864
Oh shit.

1812
01:44:05,864 --> 01:44:06,657
Jesus.

1813
01:44:08,742 --> 01:44:10,410
No way. This can't be happening.

1814
01:44:12,412 --> 01:44:14,039
Hey, let's take a picture.

1815
01:44:39,856 --> 01:44:41,483
Hey, we
want to know what happened

1816
01:44:41,483 --> 01:44:43,235
with the real actors for the porn movie.

1817
01:44:43,235 --> 01:44:46,488
You know, in and out double meat, please.

1818
01:44:47,531 --> 01:44:50,367
Excuse me. What
kind of a question is that?

1819
01:44:50,367 --> 01:44:51,201
Come on.

1820
01:44:51,201 --> 01:44:52,577
We really want to know what happened.

1821
01:44:52,577 --> 01:44:53,829
Very well.

1822
01:44:53,829 --> 01:44:58,000
Only because all you
perverts want to know.

1823
01:44:58,000 --> 01:44:59,501
Keep sucking that up. Yeah.

1824
01:44:59,501 --> 01:45:01,044
like there's no tomorrow.

1825
01:45:01,044 --> 01:45:02,629
We're are Looking for a bad man.

1826
01:45:03,505 --> 01:45:06,008
You gotta be kidding me, again?

1827
01:45:06,008 --> 01:45:08,176
We're the gay actors for
the gay movie.

1828
01:45:08,176 --> 01:45:09,553
Wonderful.

1829
01:45:09,553 --> 01:45:11,013
Here, put this on.

1830
01:45:11,013 --> 01:45:11,888
You got it.

1831
01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:13,724
And I'll see you in a little
bit.

1832
01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:14,558
Okay?

1833
01:45:14,558 --> 01:45:15,392
Okay. Okay.

1834
01:45:15,392 --> 01:45:17,227
I am Professor Malevolence.

1835
01:45:17,227 --> 01:45:20,188
Actually, you can call
me Malevolence Dick.

1836
01:45:22,357 --> 01:45:23,358
Here.

1837
01:45:23,358 --> 01:45:24,526
Put this Vaseline on.

1838
01:45:24,526 --> 01:45:27,279
Start losing it up and I'll
see you in a little bit.

1839
01:45:28,947 --> 01:45:29,948
Get the camera ready.

1840
01:45:32,617 --> 01:45:33,452
What?

1841
01:45:49,343 --> 01:45:50,677
With my badge!

1842
01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:01,897
Cut!

1843
01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:09,488
'cause I was checking my
fan page book face.

1844
01:46:15,327 --> 01:46:16,953
Fuck!

1845
01:46:16,953 --> 01:46:20,332
Mark you alive. I love you.
You didn't say any I love you!

1846
01:46:21,416 --> 01:46:23,085
She doesn't love you!

1847
01:46:25,670 --> 01:46:29,716
Besides I close the
locked the fucking doors.

1848
01:46:46,817 --> 01:46:49,486
Are you OK Chikitito? Are you okay?

1849
01:46:55,742 --> 01:46:57,035
Stupid pandemic.